These Jack Links are the best of the best. They are really really funny. I’ve looked on YouTube for the top 5 messing with Sasquatch commercials. Here is a link for more commercials http://www.jacklinks.com/the-wild-side/commercials.aspx of messing with Sasquatch.
I had to write a story for reading about mystery, well here it is.
It was cold, too cold for a scene. I was walking in a dark alley, following a man, a man with suspicion. Black fedora, trench coat, and dress shows, too nice to be his. I figured those can’t be his, but who could he be. He look like a gang member from those mafia shows, probably thinking of something to do, or destroy. Now me what am I doing follow this.
All of a sudden the man starts running. What could he be running from? I look behind me, its the police chasing the me and man. I dodge the car by a garage. Now the cars gaining up on the man with the trench coat.
The man turns a corner and goes in the front door of McDonalds, I follow. He’s inside, he goes to the bathroom. Takes off his hat and coat. Apparently he had a whole tux under that trench coat. Then he goes and orders a water, probably to rehydrate himself, but he ask for a large bag. I asked him, “What’s the bag for if you only got a water.” He doesn’t respond.
He puts the clothes in the bag, and ask the cashier to throw it away, and if he can exit through the back door, because it was a tradition. The police have now entered the store. They ask the cashier if they’ve seen anything suspicious. But I step up first and say “The man went through the back, and let me help you.” I asked curiously. The police officer responded, “Why should I let.” And I said, “I got the skills of a ninja, like Naruto.” “Okay okay!” the police officer said, “ you can come.”
Me and the police officer hopped into the green and orange police car(These are colors for the German cars). I asked, “ What did the man with the trench coat do.” He responded, “His name is Henry Schumacher blew up the police station, I was the only one to survive the attack. Luckily for me I was in the safe area cleaning up my mess in there.”
We see the man hijacking a 13 year old girl’s black bike. He took off like the wind, soaring down the sidewalk. The police officer turn on the lights and sirens. But Henry quickly pedaled and turned into dark cold alley. I asked, “ Why does he always end up in a cold dark alley.” He responded “I don’t know it’s a mystery.”
Now where chasing him down the alley. Everyone looking out the back window to who the guy was. Then all of a sudden he stops, he stop the car and we get out. The police officer yells with anger, “ Drop the weapon.” I didn’t he had weapon. Then he drops his thompson. I knew he was a gang member. The police officer whispers, “Go use your Naruto skills.” Then I whisper back, “I don’t have Naruto skills.” But I really did.
Then the police officer shoots me in the hand, it was a mystery why he did. I yelled at him with anger in my eyes. Then he starts walking seriously towards Henry with his handgun pointed a Henry. Henry with fear on his face looked, like he was going to run again. I tried to crawl towards the police officer, every crawl the pain in my hand got worse. Finally I grabbed the police officers leg at karate chop it, I broke his leg. He screamed for help while I took his handgun. I get up. The officer takes out his taser and try’s to taze me, but scissor kick him in the face, breaking his face.
Then, Henry starts to take off again. But instead of running I decide to hijack the police car, and decide to run him over. When I go outside the car, Henry is crying. I asked, “Why are you crying.” He responds sadly, “You killed my brother, now I’m going to kill you!.” Henry takes out a 2 feet long machete. I start running for my life, trying to avoid the swipe of his knife.
I turned the corner of the street. I look for the closest brick building so I can climb it and for him to come by. I see him looking for me. A couple seconds later he sees me on the building. I start to panic wondering what I’m going to do when he comes by. Now he’s under me. I jump down ninja kick the machete out of hands, then land on his face. Pinning him to the ground. I take out the handgun, pointing it at his face.
I say, “ Why did you it!”
He responds, “Because.”
“Because I want to kill my brother, Billy Bob Schumacher.”
“He owed me a dollar!”
“Thats it you’re going down!”
Then I shoot him with the entire magazine of the hand gun. Every time his heart pumped, blood would squirt out of the bullet holes. I returned to my house to write what happened, this is what happened.
These people have amazing skills. If you think a full court shot is awesome. Well your wrong, these people are better at trick shots than anyone else.
This weekend was awesome! We won our homecoming game 33 -19. It was perfect weather for football on Saturday. We had to get pumped before the game. We were all excited for football. Then we did our normal warm ups before the game, stretches, offense, defense, and special teams. In the game I play defensive tackle, center, and long snapper. One play I was blocking for my running back when a guy tried to tackle he was spun off and his legs knocked my over. I was on the ground, then a big, fat, 300 pound kids steps on my finger with spikes. It hurt like a ninja slicing my finger off. So I had to sit out till the rest of the quarter. I went back in the next quarter.
After our game we had our pizza party. I had 2 slices of sausage pizza, 4 slices of cheesy bread sticks, and 2 cans of pepsi.
Later that night was the homecoming dance at Lady Queen of Queen by Leon’s. It was the worst dance that I’ve been to.
There is a big war over Microsoft and Sony. Microsoft makes the Xbox, Sony makes the Ps3. These are both really good gaming systems. Although Ps3 is less expense, Xbox still has better graphics even with out a HD television. To play online xbox you have to pay 7.99 per month if you purchase it monthly. 19.99 per 3 months. 59.99 for 12 months (suggested). For psn you don’t have to pay a thing.
By my opinion I believe that Xbox is still better than ps3. Xbox has better graphics, a better gaming experience than ps3, easier controls, nicer remote controller. But the ps3 can play blu-ray dvd’s, which whould be nice if the Xbox could do that. Xbox has a better motion sensor(kinect). Kinect can sense your enitire body.
Yesterdays football practice, all we did was do tackling, because we couldn’t tackle on Saturdays game. I got some bruises and took a face mask to the arm. It really hurt. At the end we went through offense and defense. Heres a link to my football teams website. Football Team
Regular Show is my favorite show. Its got action, comedy, and romance. Its my favorite show because its got awesome characters and monsters. My favorite character is Mordecai, he is a blue jay who is in love with margaret.
My favorite monster that tries to kill Mordecai and Rigby is the Deer Man from the camping trip they took. He really cool and can shoot arrows and run really fast.
Regular Show is a lot better than that lame Adventure Time!
When I play Xbox, I usually play with my friends. When I play with my friends, we usually play MW3, Minecraft, Black Ops, or Madden 13. While I’m playing and people judge me, it is by my instinct to tell them how bad they are, this makes feel better about myself. The best way to judge people on call of duty is gamer logic. And then there is like a little war between xbox and ps3, but we all know hat xbox is better, of course.
There are people who like sausage. There are people who like bacon. But I’m one of those people who love both. Now these little sausages wrapped in bacon are one of the best things in the world to me. All you do is cut bacon strips into thirds, wrap it around little sausages, and add brown sugar. Thats all you have to do to have a delicious snack.
When I have to go to shooting events around southeastern Wisconsin, I have to be focused the entire shoot or you will miss a lot of birds. To stay focused I have to relax, always keep positive thoughts, don’t move around, and most importantly keep hydrated.
When I went went to Sparta, Illinois for SCTP (scholastic clay target program) nationals. In sporting clays I placed 9th. I would have placed 5th, but I missed the last bird. I saw powder come of the bird, which meant I put I couple bb’s in it but it never.
Later that night I couldn’t stop thinking about how I missed. I didn’t know even how I how I missed it. It was a low straight away, one of the easiest shots to hit, but I missed. Now I got to focus on the future and not the past.
My next sporting clays event is on September 28, but I don’t know where. Wish me luck.
Happy birthday Kellen!
I do play some golf my self and I do shoot clay targets but combining them is another story. Now watch these PGA pro golfers try to do it.